The one your fav’ aunt knitted for your 5th Christmas was embarrassing, and itchy, and tacky, and itchy. Today, it’s still embarrassing and itchy but it brings tears to your eyes. And ours, probably. Let’s share the shame! Yes, an ugly sweater, that’s all you’ll need if you come see us on Monday.... on Holiday Sweater Day! Special prize to the best-worse Santas’ galore.
